Tea Time

Me and husband having tea after he returns from work.

Me: The kids drove me crazy today.
Cheeku did *blah blah blah blah*
Chiria was *blah blah blah blah*
Then both were *blah blah blah blah*
I am so *blah blah blah blah*
When will they *blah blah blah blah*

(Obviously, I didn’t use those *specific* words but that’s pretty much what he heard)

Husband: Ok. Listen I was thinking of going to the hardware store to get some *insignificant* thing for that *unnecessary* project I’m doing for that *useless* reason.

(Obviously, He didn’t use those *specific* words but that’s pretty much what I heard)

Me: 😑

Him: 😬

Me: Actually you should go .....

Him: 😃

Me: ..... but take the kids along!

Him: 😒Really?! Who takes TWO kids along to buy a small thing?

Me: 😡
I DO!
I TAKE TWO KIDS ALONG TO BUY A SMALL THING!
I TAKE THEM ALONG TO GET MILK!
I TAKE THEM ALONG TO GET EGGS!
I TAKE THEM ALONG TO GET DHANIYA!
I TAKE THEM ALONG TO THE GROCERS, THE FUEL STATION, THE POST OFFICE, THE LIBRARY, THE BACKYARD, THE LAUNDRY, THE KITCHEN AND EVEN TO THE BLOODY TOILET! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Him: 😰😰😰😰
Uhhhh.... You know what, I don’t need to go after all! I’m sure what I need is in the garage. Why don’t I take the kids out back with me while you finish your tea in peace. These brats never let you rest!!!

Me: 😌☕️