• Tea Time

    Me and husband having tea after he returns from work.
    Me: The kids drove me crazy today.
    Cheeku did *blah blah blah blah*
    Chiria was *blah blah blah blah*
    Then both were *blah blah blah blah*
    I am so *blah blah blah blah*
    When will they *blah blah blah blah*
    (Obviously, I didn’t use those *specific* words but that’s pretty much what he heard)
    Husband: Ok. Listen I was thinking of going to the hardware store to get some *insignificant* thing for that *unnecessary* project I’m doing for that *useless* reason.
    (Obviously, He didn’t use those *specific* words but that’s pretty much what I heard)
    Me: ๐Ÿ˜‘
    Him: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
    Me: Actually you should go .....
    Him: ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    Me: ..... but take the kids along!
    Him: ๐Ÿ˜’Really?! Who takes TWO kids along to buy a small thing?
    Me: ๐Ÿ˜ก
    I DO!
    I TAKE TWO KIDS ALONG TO BUY A SMALL THING!
    I TAKE THEM ALONG TO GET MILK!
    I TAKE THEM ALONG TO GET EGGS!
    I TAKE THEM ALONG TO GET DHANIYA!
    I TAKE THEM ALONG TO THE GROCERS, THE FUEL STATION, THE POST OFFICE, THE LIBRARY, THE BACKYARD, THE LAUNDRY, THE KITCHEN AND EVEN TO THE BLOODY TOILET! ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
    Him: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
    Uhhhh.... You know what, I don’t need to go after all! I’m sure what I need is in the garage. Why don’t I take the kids out back with me while you finish your tea in peace. These brats never let you rest!!!
    Me: ๐Ÿ˜Œ☕️
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