A Blogger's love story

So I keep hearing of these 'Engagement groups' in the blogging world. And unlike what I thought before, these are not ‘ijtamai mangnian’🙅🏻‍♀️

They work by bumping a blogpost by getting a group of people to comment/React on it when posted. Quick audience engagement is the only way a post gets visibility otherwise it dies, lost in the endless sea of social media.

Having done this blogging thing for a while now, I get it. It sucks not to have your hard work visible just because it didn’t do well on the onset.

I tried it too but it didn’t do anything for me so I left. Being the kind of person who can’t ask friends or family to read/react to my posts, I'm left with just one option.
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My Husband

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Normally scheduled for around 8pm Australian Time, I’m mostly in the kitchen when my posts get published.

What usually follows is a semi-long-distance conversation between me (in kitchen) and husband( in living room).
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Me: Husbannnddddd Husbannnndddddd

Him: Kia haiiiiiiiiii?????
(What is itttttttt?????)

Me: Post ki hai blog peeeeeeee
(I’ve posted on the bloggggggg)

Him: Achaaaaaaaa
(Okayyyyyyyyyyy)

Me: Parh lo na pleaseeeeee
(Read it pleaseeeeeeeeeee)

Him: Yaar baad main parhoon ga. Abhi time nahi haiiiiiii
(I’ll do it later. Don’t have time right nowwww)

Me: Acha phir sirf 'React' karlooooooo
(Ok. Then only ‘React’ on ittttttttttttttt)

Him: Kia karoooooon? 'Haha' ya ‘Love’?
(What should I react? ‘Haha’ or ‘Love’?

Me: 'Haha' kardo ..... aur Share bheeeeeee
(Do ‘Haha’............. and share it toooooooo)

Him: Haan. Kardiaaaaa
(Okay. Doneeeeeeeee)
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and that my friends is the Love-story of a Blogger!!

Photo courtesy: Iqra Shoukat Photography