1st Anniversary noonmeme's

Today marks the

1st Anniversary of my beloved NOONMEME’s. Some 365 days ago, I had hit the publish button of this page with this photo, an ‘About me’, a cool name, a logo and a tag line.

“Life’s better when you’re laughing!”

And it’s been. Alhamdulilah! 😄

So at this momentous occasion, let me Thank you all from the bottom of my heart. After-all, YOU are the life of this party!

آ پ سب کا تہے دل سے بہت بہت شکریا!!!

But also, let me tell you a little secret. Something I’ve never told anyone before (except all the people who know me personally 😬)

When I started this page, known today for its funny stories, I didn’t know I could ................

WRITE! 🙈

All I knew was - I had a knack of finding humor in the ordinary. I liked putting funny captions to photos. I was good at sharing appropriate GIFs for every occasions. I even had a history of making memes using my own child! 😬That, and armed with some heartfelt duas and a desire to help myself overcome postpartum blues, I delved right in.

A leap of faith. 🤺

Jumped. Bumped. Skidded. Landed. Made it Alive.

So far!

However, I always had one thing sorted - A contingency plan. What will I do if I fail and make a fool of myself? The answer was simple.

DENY EVERYTHING!!!! 🙅🏻‍♀️

I mean I have survived almost 34 years of my life in denial of all embarrassing situations, so what’s a little Facebook page.

Let me give you an example.
Person: Hey aren’t you the Noon-of-that-not-so-much-Meme’s?
Me: Huh.. who.. wha? Noon ka Kia? Kis ka meme? Dude, what are you talking about? FYI the correct Urdu alphabetical order is meem noon. Go revise Qaida you angraiz ki aulaaad!
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SIMPLEZZZZ! 😎
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You see, Research* tells us the average life of a social media mishap is precisely half a day. Lesser if you are a nobody. People simply forget and move on. Because really, NO ONE CARES! 🤷🏻‍♀️

So here it is, the moral of this story. Do whatever you want without worry or fear. Start that business. Write that book. Stalk that ex-whoever. If you’re successful, life’s good. If you fail, deny and delete everything.

Also don’t forget to clear your browser’s history. NEVER. EVER. 😐

Happy anniversary Noonmeme’s. Here’s to hoping you survive 2019. Cheers 🥂

*Note: Research based on noonmeme’s personal experiences, with no factual authenticity and 100% true.