Mrs LazyBones

I’m Mrs Lazybones and I mean that both literally and figuratively.

My laziness is quite straightforward, nothing to explain there. But my bones are actually lazy. At 34 years of age they literally creak and moan every time I get up to do something!

When I was expecting my first child, it came to our attention that I’m severely vitamin D deficient. 3 tablets of Vit D +1 multivitamin was duly prescribed by the doctor who tutted saying I wear too many clothes for my body to soak up any sun 💁🏻‍♀️🙄

Anywhoo, I have managed to stick to the prescription over the years (mainly because husband makes me) and that brings us to right now and the point of this story.

I just popped 4 tablets in my mouth and as soon as I opened the bottle, both my children had sudden and urgent need of water.

Child one: Sip sip sip. Pause. Sip sip sip
Child two: Sip Sip. Cough Cough. Sip Sip
Child one: *Pulls bottle*
Child two: *Pulls bottles*
Child one and two: *Fight over bottle*

Meanwhile I’m watching their kabadi with my mouth full, unable to scream. My palate is getting bitter by the second and I’m writing this story in my head.

Because really, why should I suffer alone. Let me give you a taste of my own medicine 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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Picture unrelated and useless. Just like the story.

Komodo Dragon - Taronga Sydney Zoo